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♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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              ♪ ♪

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      ♪ Hey, little girl,
  I've got something to say ♪

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    ♪ Let me spin your heart
      in a different way ♪

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     ♪ No, I'm not talking
  about a new kind of dance ♪

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  ♪ Yes, I've got my mind set
          on romance ♪

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         ♪ I said hey ♪

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    ♪ It happens every day ♪

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    ♪ People fall in love ♪

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  ♪ They can't get enough... ♪

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How ya holdin' up,
Brando?

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                 Better than the
air-conditioning.

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Yeah, well, don't worry,
the guy promised me

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he'd have it fixed
by Christmas. Ha!

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                      (chuckles)

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        Let's bail, bro.

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             Steve,

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    you couldn't have picked
    a worse day, my friend.

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What are you talking about?

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This is practically the best day
of my entire life!

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     What happened? Did you lose
           your virginity again?

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      No.

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I got in, man.

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                   To California
University?

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They took me off the waiting
list this morning.

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    Wait a minute, man, I oughta
          knock your lights out.

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         Why?

29
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              Because all summer

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           all I've been hearing
                    from you is,

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          "Oh, everybody's going
              to college but me.

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                   "Oh, I'm such
                    a big loser.

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             Oh, my life's going
                       nowhere."

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I don't recall saying
any of that.

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                   Uh-huh. Well,
           congratulations, man.

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Thanks, bro, but that's
not even the best thing

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that happened to me today.

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 They sent you a master key with
       your registration packet?

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I knew you were gonna say that.

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No, this, this, my friend,

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this is the key
to the beach house

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where you and I are gonna be
spending the rest of the summer.

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           Run that by me again.

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For the next two weeks,

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you and I on the beach

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at Malibu.

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♪ Ladies on the bar
    kicking up their feet ♪

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     ♪ Got the house moving
   to a rock and roll beat ♪

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    ♪ Feels like the music's
       never gonna stop ♪

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   ♪ Yeah, we're gonna party
        until we drop ♪

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     ♪ Ain't nobody leaving
 till we see the break of day ♪

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            ♪ Yeah ♪

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     ♪ Looks like everybody
       feels all right ♪

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     ♪ No one's going home
    till the morning light ♪

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     ♪ It's Saturday night
         all night... ♪

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♪ Do, do, do. ♪

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Man, it's like a whole other
universe out here. Look at this.

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     Oh, you're going to see how
  the other half lives, Brandon.

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Whoa, whoa, slow down.
I think we're getting close.

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             What's the address?

61
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Uh, 25505 Old Malibu Road.

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                 Well, this must
                   be the place.

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Are you sure
you got the right address?

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          What, this place isn't
            good enough for you?

65
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No, Steve, this is fine.

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It's just, this isn't 25505.

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        That is.

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                Let me see this.

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          29909 Old Malibu Road.

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That's a nine?
                  That's a nine,
                 all right, I...

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When I look at that, I don't see
a nine. What do you see?

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           I see a nine. I see a
              bouncy nine, okay?

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It's a bouncy five.

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                       Let's go.

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STEVE: Is this a little more of
what you had in mind, Mr. Walsh?

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                    I think this
might do.

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                  Whose house is
                    this anyway?

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         Guy Flemming.

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He's a producer/director
friend of my mother's.

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He's trying to get her
to star in his new sitcom.

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          And this is his way of
            sweetening the deal?

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Hooray for Hollywood.

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BRANDON:
Check out this view.

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Check out that view.

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            Mm, Celeste is gonna
                     be jealous.

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Come on. It's not like I'm
married to the girl.

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I gotta call her.

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            (laughs)

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           Hey, man,

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do you think
we could have

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Brenda's going-away party
out here?

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          No problem.
      When is she leaving?

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      Day after tomorrow.

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      I can't believe it.
            So soon?

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Tell me about it.

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 I figure the least we could do
  is throw her a killer party.

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         Lucky for you

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killer parties are the specialty
         of the house.

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              ♪ ♪

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    (chuckles)

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              What do you think?

102
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I think that's very
clever, Celeste.

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                Thanks.

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Brenda's gonna love it.

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             I hope so.
I know so.

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Check out your man
out there.

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                  Love is blind.
                 What can I say?

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                    Knock-knock.

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       Well, if it isn't
      the camp counselors.

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              Well, not anymore.

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Ah, liberation day.

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And was it hard saying good-bye
  to all those little campers?

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Uh, yeah,
it really was.

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                Well, especially
'cause it means

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           summer's almost over.

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          No, no, no!

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Don't say that.

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      Look, I have to put
  the ice cream in the freezer

119
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        before it melts.
     The kitchen this way?

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Sure, yeah, kitchen's right
through the living room.
                Thanks.

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              God, Brandon, this
                 place is great!

122
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We like to think
of it as home.

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             DAVID:
        Hey, don't even
       mention that word

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till I find a place to live.

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Silver, how you doing,
brother? Long time.
            What's up?

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         How you doing man?
Good.

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          So, no luck?

128
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    Well, I found one place
        that might work.

129
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       But I don't know.

130
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       Listen, I'm gonna
        go take a swim.

131
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Sure.
Ocean's right over there.

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            Thanks.

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        (Brandon laughs)

134
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   Poor David, the apartments
around campus are so expensive.

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    Hey, life is expensive.

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Hey, look who I found.

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Still wearing
her colors.

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            I came straight from
                 the Beach Club.

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  Did Henry give you a little
        farewell bonus?

140
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That a girl.

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 Oh, Bren, I'm gonna miss you.

142
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    I'm gonna miss you, too,
 but it's like we talked about,

143
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    it's time for all of us

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   to move on with our lives,
        right, Brandon?

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     No, ladies, actually,

146
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it is time for us

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                to have a party.

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                   (giggles)

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Good eats, son.

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          Thanks, Dad.

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You know, I was thinking
maybe I'd just skip college

152
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and open up my own restaurant.
What do you think?

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          You're kidding, right?

154
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That's right, Dad,
I'm kidding.

155
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          Just reality-checking.

156
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Yeah, yeah.
Hey, hey, did you win, man?

157
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            It was a fluky game.

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So you lost?

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                   It was windy.

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You know, I think
the last time

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that everyone was together
like this was your graduation.

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              Not everyone, Mom.

163
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  Oh, yes. When are Kelly and
Dylan coming back from Europe?

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                      Two weeks.

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                 Have you talked
              to them in awhile?

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              No.

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       I just got a cable
    from Dylan this morning.

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        What did he say?

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         "Send money."

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            (laughs)

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                          DONNA:
              Well, I wish Kelly
                   would call me

172
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        so I can tell her we won
            the freshman lottery

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         and got into the dorms.

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So, Brandon, did
                 you get a dorm?

175
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    No, man, I got shut out.

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                     Yeah, well,
                  join the club.

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It's not gonna be
that bad.

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I'm gonna turn
the second story
of Castle Walsh

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into a deluxe
two-bedroom suite

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with a Jacuzzi maybe.

181
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         Are you trying
    to torture me, Brandon?

182
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        Of course I am.

183
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Listen Steve,
I don't know

184
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what your living situation
is next year,

185
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but I was thinking...

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Perish the thought.

187
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Well, if we had...
             Perish the thought.

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              Sharing a bathroom
                        with you

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                  is not exactly
             my life's ambition.

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             Sorry.

191
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Excuse me.
I might have to go soon,

192
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so I, uh, I just wanted
to give this to you now.

193
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        You didn't have
      to get me anything.

194
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         Well, I know,
      it's just a muffler,

195
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  but since I'm staying here,
    I wanted you to have it.

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Thanks.

197
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  So, do you have any regrets
    about not going to Yale?

198
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     Well, I did at first,
         but you know,

199
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 since Grandma Rose hasn't been
 feeling well, I, I don't know.

200
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   It just made sense for me
         to stay in LA

201
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and go to California University

202
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with everybody else.

203
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  Brenda, I really admire you
   for going out on your own.

204
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    I... I think it's great.

205
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            Thanks.

206
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     You know, honey, I think we
         better be heading back.

207
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Already?

208
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               Well, unlike you,
            I haven't packed yet

209
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           and our flight leaves
          fairly early tomorrow.

210
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  Well, actually, I was hoping
     that I could stay here

211
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with Brandon and Steve tonight.

212
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            It's your last night
                  in California.

213
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   I know. I just didn't want

214
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          to get into
    a big sentimental thing.

215
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Then, how can I burst
in your room

216
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and beg you to stay
if you're not there?

217
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Okay, if you want me
      to go home, I will.

218
00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:05,770
See you tomorrow
morning, honey.

219
00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:08,506
      Thanks, Daddy. Bye.

220
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,974
               Bye-bye, sweetie.

221
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,075
Good night.
                        Bye-bye.

222
00:10:11,111 --> 00:10:12,777
Thanks for a great party,
everyone.
                 Bye, everybody.

223
00:10:12,812 --> 00:10:14,245
                            Bye!
Bye!
       Take care, Mr. Walsh.

224
00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:16,013
          Bye, Mom, bye, Dad.

225
00:10:17,917 --> 00:10:19,284
Who wants a beer?!

226
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,818
              ALL:
             Yeah!

227
00:10:20,853 --> 00:10:25,824
              ♪ ♪

228
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      So your brother says
they have another hot tub

229
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     on the upstairs deck.

230
00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:30,628
       Then by all means,

231
00:10:30,663 --> 00:10:33,465
     you should go upstairs
    and deck yourself, Tony.

232
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            (sighs):
             Yeah.

233
00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:38,670
 So, I guess this means I'm not
 getting a going-away present?

234
00:10:38,705 --> 00:10:41,139
      Have fun in Arizona.

235
00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,408
       And don't get hurt
       playing football.

236
00:10:43,443 --> 00:10:46,076
        I'll try not to.

237
00:10:49,248 --> 00:10:52,283
       Hey. Do you have any idea
      what it's like being crazy

238
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          about someone and know
              you're never gonna
sleep with them?

239
00:10:54,721 --> 00:10:57,322
    ♪ You're the only one ♪

240
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  Yeah, I've got a vague idea.

241
00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:02,193
        (phone ringing)

242
00:11:02,228 --> 00:11:04,629
      ♪ When I'm with you,
         I feel alive ♪

243
00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,098
             Hello.

244
00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,501
            Hello?!

245
00:11:09,536 --> 00:11:10,869
     It's a bad connection.

246
00:11:10,904 --> 00:11:12,937
   I didn't hear any of that.

247
00:11:12,973 --> 00:11:14,806
     Donna, it's me. Kelly.

248
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:15,807
             Kelly?

249
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,042
      Brenda, it's Kelly!

250
00:11:18,077 --> 00:11:19,744
         Where are you?
   When are you coming home?

251
00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:23,514
   I am home, I'm in the car.
            You are?

252
00:11:24,717 --> 00:11:25,916
    Brandon.
              Hey.

253
00:11:25,952 --> 00:11:27,285
Hey, this really is
like a reunion.

254
00:11:27,320 --> 00:11:28,486
          Glad you stuck around?

255
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:30,421
Yeah, well, I wish I'd
brought my bathing suit.

256
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:32,022
          Ah, you could probably
         borrow one from someone

257
00:11:32,058 --> 00:11:33,791
       or you know, we could all
              go skinny dipping.
       (doorbell ringing)

258
00:11:35,962 --> 00:11:37,428
    Surprise!
                Hi!

259
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:39,697
            When you called, the
           connection was so bad

260
00:11:39,733 --> 00:11:41,198
              I thought you were
                still in Europe.

261
00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:43,601
No, I've been driving around
trying to find a parking place.

262
00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:46,103
God, this is such a scene.
                 Isn't it a zoo?

263
00:11:46,138 --> 00:11:47,439
               Steve and all his
               drinking buddies.

264
00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:48,773
             Welcome back.

265
00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,241
      I can't believe I'm
        looking at you.

266
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:51,242
            I know.

267
00:11:51,277 --> 00:11:53,978
        Hey, me either.
                  Hi.

268
00:11:54,013 --> 00:11:54,979
So, when'd you get home?

269
00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,146
      About two hours ago.

270
00:11:56,182 --> 00:11:57,414
    Excuse me, mademoiselle,

271
00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:59,517
      no one gets to crash
   this party without a kiss.

272
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,585
            How are you?
        Good.

273
00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,787
Oh, hi, Celeste.
            Welcome back, Kelly.

274
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:04,022
        How was Europe?
    It was great.

275
00:12:04,057 --> 00:12:05,990
We ended up in this picturesque
       little village...

276
00:12:06,026 --> 00:12:08,026
              Wait. I can't hear
             you with the music.
Really.

277
00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:10,261
                    Why don't we
                 all go outside?
                           Yeah.

278
00:12:10,296 --> 00:12:12,263
 ♪ Shine all my happiness from
         heaven above ♪

279
00:12:12,298 --> 00:12:15,033
        No, no, where you going?

280
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,602
   Yes, this is much better.

281
00:12:17,637 --> 00:12:19,504
       Yeah, you can hear
yourself think.

282
00:12:19,539 --> 00:12:21,639
                         BRENDA:
                    So what were
                     you saying?

283
00:12:21,674 --> 00:12:23,274
       So, we stumbled on
        this little town

284
00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:24,876
about 200 miles south of Paris.

285
00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,811
And we stayed in
this old castle,

286
00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,847
     had a great restaurant
          and a tavern

287
00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:30,781
where everyone in town
was hanging out.

288
00:12:30,817 --> 00:12:33,651
And we tried to speak French.

289
00:12:33,686 --> 00:12:36,020
     We ate and we danced.

290
00:12:36,055 --> 00:12:37,555
  Dylan played a lot of chess.

291
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,290
                   How is Dylan?
He's fine.

292
00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:40,325
He's still in Europe.

293
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,492
             Is everything okay?

294
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:43,495
Yeah, uh, he wanted
to go to Greece,

295
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:46,297
and I went down to Barcelona
to meet my father.

296
00:12:46,332 --> 00:12:47,499
        Wow! How global.

297
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:50,001
 I learned a lot on this trip.

298
00:12:50,036 --> 00:12:51,803
        (glass breaking)

299
00:12:51,838 --> 00:12:53,004
            Oops.

300
00:12:53,039 --> 00:12:54,472
                Tell me I didn't
                      hear that.

301
00:12:54,508 --> 00:12:55,840
                          DAVID:
                  Uh, you didn't
                      hear that.

302
00:12:55,876 --> 00:12:57,742
Excuse us.

303
00:12:57,777 --> 00:13:00,411
   They are so cute together.

304
00:13:00,446 --> 00:13:01,678
                         Yeah.

305
00:13:01,714 --> 00:13:03,414
You guys want
    something to drink?

306
00:13:03,449 --> 00:13:05,784
    Yeah, I'll have a soda,
    something non-alcoholic.

307
00:13:05,819 --> 00:13:08,553
            Me, too.
                     No, thanks.

308
00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:10,221
   So, when are you leaving?

309
00:13:10,256 --> 00:13:11,890
                       Tomorrow.

310
00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:13,024
           Tomorrow?

311
00:13:13,059 --> 00:13:15,426
Will you tell her
not to go, please?

312
00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:18,129
    I'm just glad I got back
    in time to say good-bye.

313
00:13:18,164 --> 00:13:19,664
             Oh what, you wanted
                     to watch me

314
00:13:19,699 --> 00:13:21,532
               turn into a total
        basket case, is that it?

315
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,034
That's it.

316
00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:25,770
             Well, no such luck.
             I vowed not to fall
                  apart tonight.

317
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,672
    Well, just don't forget
      us when you're gone.

318
00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,073
                       Never.

319
00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:32,309
               Well, if it isn't
                   Kelly Taylor.

320
00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:33,644
Oh, swimmers.

321
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,147
It really is a reunion.
                  How you doing?

322
00:13:36,182 --> 00:13:37,649
What broke?

323
00:13:37,684 --> 00:13:39,150
                Nothing special,
              just a punch bowl.

324
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:41,519
          (loud crash)

325
00:13:42,589 --> 00:13:45,056
           I don't believe this.

326
00:13:45,091 --> 00:13:47,425
Uh, I'll be right there,
      guys, and give you a hand.

327
00:13:47,460 --> 00:13:48,893
      Ladies, don't go anywhere.

328
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:51,062
        I'm afraid this party is
        gonna go all night long.

329
00:13:51,097 --> 00:13:52,897
           (laughing)

330
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:21,058
            (sighs)

331
00:14:47,286 --> 00:14:48,252
        Hi.

332
00:14:48,287 --> 00:14:49,754
                      Hi.

333
00:14:49,789 --> 00:14:51,089
Did you sleep?

334
00:14:51,124 --> 00:14:52,590
                     Not really.

335
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,659
You wanna get rolling?

336
00:14:54,694 --> 00:14:56,661
              Yeah. I don't want
               to miss my plane.

337
00:14:56,696 --> 00:15:01,365
No problem, but first we have
to make one final pit stop.

338
00:15:05,337 --> 00:15:06,837
Are we open?

339
00:15:06,873 --> 00:15:08,839
Oh, I've been hoping
                     to see you.

340
00:15:08,875 --> 00:15:11,508
Yeah, I told her she
couldn't leave without
one final taste,

341
00:15:11,544 --> 00:15:13,944
but I didn't tell
her about the menu.

342
00:15:13,980 --> 00:15:15,146
      What about the menu?

343
00:15:15,181 --> 00:15:17,715
    Well, starting tonight,

344
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:20,752
   the Peach Pit will feature
        a new selection.

345
00:15:20,787 --> 00:15:23,121
      Laverne's Honey Pie.

346
00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:24,888
              Oh, Nat.

347
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:26,790
                  Want a sample?

348
00:15:26,826 --> 00:15:28,926
Feeling a little bit
sentimental there, Bren?

349
00:15:28,961 --> 00:15:30,728
               (clearing throat)
                    Uh, me, too.

350
00:15:30,763 --> 00:15:32,829
Look at the Wall of Fame.

351
00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:36,067
            BRANDON:
           My shirt.

352
00:15:36,102 --> 00:15:37,435
          Well, you didn't think
            I was gonna make you

353
00:15:37,470 --> 00:15:40,438
                       work here
               forever, did you?

354
00:15:40,473 --> 00:15:41,673
                    Both of you,

355
00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:45,509
         enjoy school,
  but if you ever need a job,

356
00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:48,146
    you know where to come.

357
00:15:48,181 --> 00:15:49,380
Thanks, Nat.

358
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,084
            BRANDON:
    So, before you go, Bren,

359
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:55,919
     you think I should put
    a pool table over here,

360
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,255
       or maybe a plaque
in memory of you?

361
00:15:58,291 --> 00:16:00,959
Brandon, come on,
this is hard enough
on me as it is.

362
00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:02,961
    I thought you were ready
   to get on with your life.

363
00:16:02,996 --> 00:16:06,597
I am. I just wish you
were coming with me.

364
00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,301
       And endure another
       Minnesota winter?

365
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:11,602
               I don't think so.

366
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,804
    Well, I'll be back here
       for Thanksgiving,

367
00:16:13,839 --> 00:16:16,340
   so make sure L.A.'s having
    a heat wave, all right?

368
00:16:17,443 --> 00:16:19,510
  I'm going to miss you, Bren.

369
00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:22,213
     (distant horn honking)

370
00:16:22,248 --> 00:16:24,314
                          CINDY:
Brenda, the
                    van is here.

371
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,255
       I hate good-byes.

372
00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,591
      We'll always be here
    for you, no matter what.

373
00:16:33,626 --> 00:16:35,560
        I know.

374
00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:36,861
           You better get going.

375
00:16:36,896 --> 00:16:39,464
Yeah. Tell Mom that I'll
be down in a minute, okay?

376
00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:41,131
           All right.
                        (grunts)

377
00:17:13,232 --> 00:17:14,532
    (coughs)

378
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:16,701
               Morning, Brandon.
Morning, Celeste.

379
00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:19,203
        Do you want some coffee?
Yeah, please. Thanks.

380
00:17:22,007 --> 00:17:24,542
   This room looks just about
    as bad as I remember it.

381
00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:28,846
What'd you expect, all this
stuff to just, to just go poof?

382
00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,048
No, I expected

383
00:17:30,083 --> 00:17:32,216
    maybe you guys would be
        into it by now.

384
00:17:33,619 --> 00:17:35,753
       No such luck, man.

385
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:37,488
              Come on, let's go.

386
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,922
                 Where we going?
To get some breakfast.

387
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:39,890
        I already had breakfast.

388
00:17:39,925 --> 00:17:40,924
Have another breakfast.

389
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,093
            Steve, we can't just
     leave everything like this.

390
00:17:43,129 --> 00:17:44,262
    Why not?

391
00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,330
It's going to be here
when we get back, right?

392
00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:47,865
Until then, we can
go chow down,

393
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,200
we can go play some volleyball,
maybe hit the waves...
                         Thanks.

394
00:17:50,236 --> 00:17:53,337
       Ooh, I better get
        some sunscreen.

395
00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:55,005
                You know, Steve,
                  it is possible

396
00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:57,541
    that you are the laziest man
   on the planet, you know that?

397
00:17:57,577 --> 00:17:59,243
You know, I prefer
to consider it

398
00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,379
a lifestyle
choice, thank you.

399
00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,781
Hey, Kel, had
a hard day's night?

400
00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:07,117
      (laughs) I don't even know
          what time zone I'm in.

401
00:18:07,152 --> 00:18:08,686
               Did you take Bren
to the airport?

402
00:18:08,721 --> 00:18:10,254
       No, her and my mom
     got on a shuttle van.

403
00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:12,290
     How weird is it going
    to be without her here?

404
00:18:12,325 --> 00:18:14,325
      I'm still in shock.

405
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:15,827
           Who isn't?

406
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:16,928
         Good morning.
                    Hey, Andrea.

407
00:18:16,963 --> 00:18:18,062
Andrea, join us
for breakfast.

408
00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,663
     No, I think I'm gonna
          take a walk

409
00:18:19,699 --> 00:18:21,466
        up to the lagoon
    before it gets too hot.

410
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,201
  Would that happen to be the
 lagoon where Gil Meyers lives?

411
00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,805
Go to breakfast, Brandon.

412
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,174
My sentiments exactly.

413
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,542
    Let's go.

414
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:37,347
                    Hurry, we're
             going to breakfast.

415
00:18:37,383 --> 00:18:38,883
Just give me two minutes.

416
00:18:38,918 --> 00:18:40,852
Uh, Kelly... what are
you doing today?

417
00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:43,187
            Sleeping, unpacking.

418
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:46,190
            Soaking in a hot tub
    for the next ten hours. Why?

419
00:18:46,225 --> 00:18:49,360
Well, I was kind of
hoping you could help
me look for an apartment.

420
00:18:49,395 --> 00:18:51,896
              I thought you said
           you already found one
        that was halfway decent.

421
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,899
Well, yeah, it's
not terrible.

422
00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:58,369
But well, it's small
and it kind of smells

423
00:18:58,404 --> 00:19:01,372
and it's ugly and depressing.

424
00:19:01,407 --> 00:19:03,875
But it's the best
one I could find.

425
00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,743
             I'll tell you what:

426
00:19:05,778 --> 00:19:08,545
       Let me get un-jet-lagged,
       then first thing tomorrow

427
00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:10,148
                  we'll find you
                a place to live.

428
00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:12,316
        Thanks.

429
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:13,484
I'm glad you're back.

430
00:19:13,519 --> 00:19:14,986
                  Me, too.

431
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,421
          Come on, I'm starving.
            Let's get breakfast.

432
00:19:29,435 --> 00:19:30,567
    (laughing)

433
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,302
Read any good books lately?

434
00:19:32,338 --> 00:19:34,839
             Zuckerman, what are
you doing here?

435
00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:36,540
             Why aren't you back
                   in New Haven?

436
00:19:36,575 --> 00:19:37,775
Well, what can I say?

437
00:19:37,810 --> 00:19:40,444
Once a California girl,
always a California girl.

438
00:19:40,479 --> 00:19:42,747
     Seriously, doesn't freshman
    orientation start this week?

439
00:19:42,782 --> 00:19:44,514
Yeah, I think it does,

440
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:46,650
but, uh, I've decided
to stay in town

441
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,119
and go to California
University.

442
00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:50,121
                  You did?

443
00:19:50,156 --> 00:19:52,256
Well, with my grandmother
being sick

444
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,791
and the Alumni Council

445
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,926
throwing more and more
scholarship money at me,

446
00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:58,629
they made me an offer
I couldn't refuse.

447
00:20:01,667 --> 00:20:03,734
I take it you don't approve.

448
00:20:03,769 --> 00:20:07,671
             No, no, not at all.

449
00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:11,475
          California U is a fine
           academic institution.

450
00:20:11,510 --> 00:20:12,643
             It's not Yale.

451
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:14,044
        Gil...

452
00:20:14,079 --> 00:20:15,746
      Hey, I'm just teasing you.

453
00:20:15,781 --> 00:20:17,314
                    So what if I
                     spent hours

454
00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,916
               slaving over your
       letter of recommendation,

455
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:22,352
     and even bugged the Dean of
      Admissions on your behalf?

456
00:20:22,388 --> 00:20:24,221
Don't make me feel
guilty or anything.

457
00:20:24,256 --> 00:20:26,156
No, obviously you
                had your reasons

458
00:20:26,191 --> 00:20:28,358
               for not venturing
                   back to Yale,

459
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:32,096
             and I'm sure a high
         percentage of them were
            probably even valid.

460
00:20:33,532 --> 00:20:35,399
    Good-bye, Gil.

461
00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:39,403
                    Zuckerman...

462
00:20:42,208 --> 00:20:44,208
                   I'm sorry.

463
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,043
                That was unfair.

464
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:48,512
          You're an easy target,
  that's why I like teasing you.

465
00:20:48,548 --> 00:20:51,248
                But the fact is,

466
00:20:51,283 --> 00:20:54,217
        you're a terrific person

467
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,486
and a terrific student.

468
00:20:56,522 --> 00:20:59,757
      California U is damn lucky
    to have you on their campus.

469
00:21:03,162 --> 00:21:05,029
                      (laughing)

470
00:21:12,105 --> 00:21:15,839
     The experts are saying that
         the climate is changing

471
00:21:15,874 --> 00:21:17,074
            at an alarming rate.

472
00:21:17,110 --> 00:21:19,477
It's called Global Warming.

473
00:21:19,512 --> 00:21:21,745
                  For all I know
               it might be true.

474
00:21:21,780 --> 00:21:22,746
It is true, Mother.

475
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:25,616
          It's called
        Global Warming.

476
00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:28,285
What's the weather like in
Beverly Hills, Brenda?

477
00:21:28,321 --> 00:21:29,420
               It's pretty nice.

478
00:21:29,455 --> 00:21:31,388
It rained a lot last winter,

479
00:21:31,424 --> 00:21:33,490
      but usually it's not
     too hot, or too cold.

480
00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:35,059
       They're predicting
      this is going to be

481
00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,293
 the coldest winter ever here.

482
00:21:36,329 --> 00:21:38,529
        Great. Something
      to look forward to.

483
00:21:38,564 --> 00:21:39,730
                          CINDY:
                    Don't worry.

484
00:21:39,766 --> 00:21:40,965
     They're always saying
        things like that

485
00:21:41,000 --> 00:21:43,034
    so everyone will go out
    and buy a new overcoat.

486
00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:46,470
Yes, but this winter is supposed
   to be particularly brutal.

487
00:21:46,506 --> 00:21:48,639
Cousin Brenda,

488
00:21:48,675 --> 00:21:49,640
   can I ask you a question?

489
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,208
             Sure.

490
00:21:51,244 --> 00:21:52,909
      Have you ever eaten
     at the Hard Rock Cafe?

491
00:21:52,945 --> 00:21:54,578
       A couple of times.

492
00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,380
        Wow! What about
       Planet Hollywood?!

493
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:57,882
            Well...
Oh, wait!

494
00:21:57,917 --> 00:21:59,783
 I know what I want to ask you.
      What about ToonTown?

495
00:21:59,819 --> 00:22:01,652
                   Lindsey, will
                  you let Brenda

496
00:22:01,688 --> 00:22:02,853
                come up for air?

497
00:22:02,889 --> 00:22:04,488
             Sorry.

498
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,756
           It's okay.

499
00:22:05,791 --> 00:22:06,757
                     Oh, Brenda,

500
00:22:06,793 --> 00:22:09,026
I will never forget what
              happened the night

501
00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:11,361
              before your mother
               started at the U.

502
00:22:11,397 --> 00:22:13,330
         She broke out in hives.

503
00:22:13,366 --> 00:22:15,899
    Mother, that wasn't me,
        that was Paula.

504
00:22:15,935 --> 00:22:18,135
          But you were
   plenty nervous, too, dear.

505
00:22:18,171 --> 00:22:20,203
  I didn't break out in hives.

506
00:22:20,239 --> 00:22:23,007
                   Besides, it's
         perfectly natural to be

507
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:24,741
        a little uptight
 when starting a new situation.

508
00:22:24,777 --> 00:22:26,544
 I didn't say it wasn't, dear.

509
00:22:26,579 --> 00:22:28,813
Fine. Let's just drop it.

510
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:32,115
All I said was that both you and
your sister were a little tense

511
00:22:32,151 --> 00:22:34,051
  before you started college.

512
00:22:34,087 --> 00:22:36,653
Cousin Brenda,

513
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:38,254
         are you tense?

514
00:22:38,291 --> 00:22:40,591
      Are we almost there?

515
00:22:40,626 --> 00:22:42,058
Yes.
                             No.

516
00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:45,529
                 Thanks, Mother.

517
00:22:56,843 --> 00:22:59,109
           I thought Paula lived
          in the dorms with you.

518
00:22:59,144 --> 00:23:00,978
No, Mother, I lived here.

519
00:23:01,013 --> 00:23:02,546
Paula lived
in Brewster House.

520
00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,715
    Are you sure about that?

521
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:06,417
What about
Universal Studios?

522
00:23:06,452 --> 00:23:07,418
                      Lindsey...

523
00:23:07,453 --> 00:23:08,451
I'm sorry.
I'll shut up.

524
00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,020
 No, you don't have to do that.

525
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,690
Look, I just don't want to talk
   about California anymore.

526
00:23:12,725 --> 00:23:15,425
 I mean, I'm back here now, and
 I'm trying to get my bearings,

527
00:23:15,461 --> 00:23:16,594
     but it's not very easy

528
00:23:16,629 --> 00:23:19,096
   when all you do is ask me
 questions about Beverly Hills.

529
00:23:19,132 --> 00:23:21,898
  I promise you won't hear one
    peep about Beverly Hills

530
00:23:21,934 --> 00:23:23,266
    until you say it's okay.

531
00:23:24,503 --> 00:23:26,603
WOMAN:
Brenda!

532
00:23:26,639 --> 00:23:30,141
             Darla!
       Hey, how are you?

533
00:23:30,176 --> 00:23:31,142
    You look great.

534
00:23:31,177 --> 00:23:32,143
              Thanks, so do you.

535
00:23:32,178 --> 00:23:33,710
When did you get here?
                      Yesterday.

536
00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:35,879
 Ah, but don't worry. I didn't
  touch your half of the room.

537
00:23:35,915 --> 00:23:37,347
      This is my cousin Lindsey.

538
00:23:37,383 --> 00:23:38,349
           This is Darla Hansen,

539
00:23:38,384 --> 00:23:39,617
one of my oldest
and bestest

540
00:23:39,652 --> 00:23:40,918
       friends from junior high.
    We're going to be roommates.

541
00:23:40,953 --> 00:23:42,719
     Hey, you know who else
        is on our floor?

542
00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:43,754
         Katie Destable

543
00:23:43,790 --> 00:23:44,955
                  and Jan Myler.
             Great.

544
00:23:44,991 --> 00:23:46,423
 And Jan wanted me to make sure

545
00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,191
   I ask you a very specific
question.

546
00:23:48,227 --> 00:23:49,259
             Sure.

547
00:23:49,295 --> 00:23:51,828
 What's Tom Cruise really like?

548
00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,029
Does this mean it's okay

549
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,965
to talk about
Beverly Hills again?

550
00:23:55,000 --> 00:23:55,932
                (sighs)

551
00:23:58,938 --> 00:24:01,038
                        BRANDON:
         Steve, lighten up, man.

552
00:24:01,073 --> 00:24:02,840
             So that guy blocked
                your best spike?

553
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:03,974
               It's no big deal.

554
00:24:04,009 --> 00:24:05,776
               He was, you know,
                about this tall.

555
00:24:05,812 --> 00:24:07,478
What're you trying to do?
Rub it in?

556
00:24:07,513 --> 00:24:08,712
               I'm kidding. man.
Come on.

557
00:24:08,748 --> 00:24:10,347
I just hate losing
to inferior players.

558
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:11,849
       Oh, you just hate
        losing, period.

559
00:24:11,884 --> 00:24:13,283
                    You do, man,
                I think you need

560
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:14,752
             to seek psychiatric
          help for your problem.

561
00:24:14,787 --> 00:24:15,820
Whose side
are you on?

562
00:24:15,855 --> 00:24:16,821
             Yours.
Don't forget it.

563
00:24:16,856 --> 00:24:17,855
                   And don't you
                     guys forget

564
00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,857
                to come and help
                me clean up this
                     mess, okay?

565
00:24:19,892 --> 00:24:21,058
We won't be long.
                      All right.

566
00:24:21,093 --> 00:24:22,225
You know,
you can feel free

567
00:24:22,261 --> 00:24:23,627
to start without us
if you get the urge.

568
00:24:23,663 --> 00:24:25,763
           Yeah, I got your urge
       right over here, brother.

569
00:24:51,456 --> 00:24:54,491
Hold it right there!
   Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, what
        the hell are you doing?!

570
00:24:54,527 --> 00:24:55,692
Just shut up and put that down.

571
00:24:55,728 --> 00:24:57,127
         Is that mace?
        What're you...?

572
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,863
Hey, I said don't move
and I mean it!
                   Sorry, sorry,
                 sorry. Come on.

573
00:24:59,898 --> 00:25:01,799
Why don't you just
              put the mace down?
Don't tell me what to do!

574
00:25:01,834 --> 00:25:03,567
     I give up, okay? I give up.

575
00:25:03,602 --> 00:25:05,368
       Put the mace down.
     Let's talk about this.

576
00:25:05,404 --> 00:25:07,103
          This is obviously some
       kind of misunderstanding.

577
00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:10,140
          Why don't you just put
            the mace down, okay?

578
00:25:20,953 --> 00:25:22,619
This is like
Celebrity Row out here.

579
00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:25,789
In five minutes,
I've seen Bruce Willis,
Rob Reiner and Diana Ross.

580
00:25:25,825 --> 00:25:27,157
                 This is Malibu.

581
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:28,925
              They don't let you
on this beach

582
00:25:28,961 --> 00:25:29,926
without a SAG card.

583
00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:31,127
                        (laughs)
                   You're funny.

584
00:25:31,163 --> 00:25:32,563
Come here.

585
00:25:34,333 --> 00:25:35,532
                        BRANDON:
               What's the matter
                      with you?!

586
00:25:35,568 --> 00:25:37,033
                 Are you crazy?!

587
00:25:37,069 --> 00:25:38,369
          Is he okay?

588
00:25:38,404 --> 00:25:40,437
Ah, he's just goofing around.

589
00:25:40,473 --> 00:25:42,639
                 Look, why don't
                    you put down
                       the mace?

590
00:25:42,675 --> 00:25:44,641
                   I'm not gonna
                       hurt you.

591
00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:46,109
What's that?

592
00:25:47,947 --> 00:25:48,912
Get back!
Just get back!

593
00:25:48,948 --> 00:25:49,913
   Why don't you just relax?

594
00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:50,814
            Brandon!

595
00:25:50,850 --> 00:25:52,516
             Steve!
Stevie?

596
00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:53,483
             Jill?

597
00:25:53,519 --> 00:25:54,985
What are you doing here?
        What are you doing here?

598
00:25:55,021 --> 00:25:56,487
I just flew in
on the red-eye.

599
00:25:56,522 --> 00:25:57,488
     You know this person?!

600
00:25:57,523 --> 00:25:58,622
      It's Jill Flemming.

601
00:25:58,657 --> 00:25:59,856
 It's Guy Flemming's daughter.

602
00:25:59,892 --> 00:26:01,825
              Jill, how are you?

603
00:26:01,861 --> 00:26:03,459
        A little shaky.

604
00:26:03,496 --> 00:26:04,795
  You're a little psychopath!

605
00:26:04,830 --> 00:26:06,129
        Brandon, what is
      the matter with you?

606
00:26:06,165 --> 00:26:07,131
What's the matter with me?

607
00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:08,799
 I come in here to get a soda,

608
00:26:08,834 --> 00:26:10,801
 next thing I know I'm involved
      in chemical warfare.

609
00:26:10,836 --> 00:26:13,203
     I guess I overreacted
         a little bit.

610
00:26:13,238 --> 00:26:14,370
                   A little bit?

611
00:26:14,407 --> 00:26:16,172
     You always walk around
      with a can of mace?

612
00:26:16,208 --> 00:26:18,007
 Wait a minute. Are you related
      to Emily Valentine?

613
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:20,810
  Well, excuse me, but I walk
     into my father's house

614
00:26:20,846 --> 00:26:21,978
  expecting to find my father,

615
00:26:22,014 --> 00:26:23,780
          and instead
     I find the door open,

616
00:26:23,815 --> 00:26:25,249
the house completely trashed

617
00:26:25,284 --> 00:26:27,584
  and some strange guy walking
  around with a toaster oven.

618
00:26:27,620 --> 00:26:30,620
So I jump
to the conclusion

619
00:26:30,655 --> 00:26:31,955
  that we're being ripped off.

620
00:26:33,125 --> 00:26:34,658
           Silly me.

621
00:26:34,694 --> 00:26:36,960
   (laughs) It's pretty funny
     if you think about it.

622
00:26:38,064 --> 00:26:39,996
       You tried to poke
        my eyeballs out.

623
00:26:40,032 --> 00:26:42,166
    I'm sorry. I really am.

624
00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,800
       I'm a New Yorker.

625
00:26:43,835 --> 00:26:44,868
        I get paranoid.

626
00:26:47,340 --> 00:26:48,572
         Jill Flemming.

627
00:26:50,576 --> 00:26:51,809
         Brandon Walsh.

628
00:26:51,844 --> 00:26:52,842
STEVE:
Brandon and I

629
00:26:52,878 --> 00:26:54,945
       are house-sitting
    for the next two weeks.

630
00:26:54,980 --> 00:26:56,813
I guess
  your father didn't tell you

631
00:26:56,849 --> 00:26:58,181
about that, huh?

632
00:26:58,216 --> 00:26:59,949
 Oh, I wanted to surprise him.

633
00:26:59,985 --> 00:27:01,051
    What, he's not in town?

634
00:27:01,086 --> 00:27:03,053
    I believe my mother said
   he was in North Carolina.

635
00:27:03,089 --> 00:27:05,856
           Oh, right.
    The Andy Griffith thing.

636
00:27:05,891 --> 00:27:07,257
        He's directing<i> </i>
    <i> Matlock Meets Aunt Bee</i>

637
00:27:07,292 --> 00:27:08,658
or something like that.

638
00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:09,759
Look, uh,

639
00:27:09,795 --> 00:27:13,563
    once you get to know me,
   I'm really not a lunatic.

640
00:27:13,599 --> 00:27:16,900
 I'll take your word for that.

641
00:27:19,338 --> 00:27:20,703
          So tell me,

642
00:27:20,739 --> 00:27:24,774
     what's it like living
in an actual pigsty?

643
00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:26,276
           (chuckles)

644
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:28,411
    Well, Brandon and I had
     a major good-bye party

645
00:27:28,447 --> 00:27:30,047
   for his sister last night.

646
00:27:30,082 --> 00:27:31,281
      Was that last night?

647
00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:33,383
    Yeah, don't worry. We'll get
  everything back the way it was

648
00:27:33,418 --> 00:27:36,052
              and be out of here
          by the end of the day.
Oh, no, no.

649
00:27:36,088 --> 00:27:37,588
 You don't have to leave on my
            account.

650
00:27:37,623 --> 00:27:38,655
  The more the merrier, right?

651
00:27:38,690 --> 00:27:40,357
            (laughs)

652
00:27:44,296 --> 00:27:46,330
   Uh, Celeste, this is Jill.

653
00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:48,198
Jill, Celeste.

654
00:27:48,233 --> 00:27:49,399
          Hi, Celeste.

655
00:27:49,434 --> 00:27:50,934
Hi.

656
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,673
            DARLA:<i> </i>
       <i> Gosh, I just hope</i>

657
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,875
    none of my classes start
         before 10:00.

658
00:27:58,910 --> 00:28:01,010
 Oh, like freshmen have any say
         in the matter.

659
00:28:01,046 --> 00:28:02,646
       Well, if I can get
         this schedule,

660
00:28:02,681 --> 00:28:03,813
   I will have Thursdays off.

661
00:28:03,849 --> 00:28:04,982
   What are you taking, Bren?

662
00:28:05,017 --> 00:28:07,217
Introduction
to Dramatic Literature,

663
00:28:07,252 --> 00:28:10,954
  The History of Broadcasting
    and an acting workshop.

664
00:28:12,624 --> 00:28:13,723
             What?

665
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:15,959
     People usually go<i> out</i>
         to California

666
00:28:15,995 --> 00:28:16,960
to take acting workshops,

667
00:28:16,995 --> 00:28:18,461
not the other way
around.

668
00:28:18,497 --> 00:28:19,896
      I guess I'm starting
          a new trend.

669
00:28:19,931 --> 00:28:21,998
      Brenda's always been
          very trendy.

670
00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:23,666
                 So I gotta ask,

671
00:28:23,702 --> 00:28:25,668
  do you know any movie stars
    or kids of movie stars?

672
00:28:25,704 --> 00:28:28,872
  Just Samantha Sanders' son.

673
00:28:28,907 --> 00:28:30,707
          Gosh, I bet
  he's pretty screwed-up, huh?

674
00:28:30,742 --> 00:28:32,809
         No, actually,
   Steve's a really good guy.

675
00:28:32,844 --> 00:28:34,011
        He's not a snob?

676
00:28:34,046 --> 00:28:36,179
 He's my brother's best friend.

677
00:28:36,215 --> 00:28:37,480
                  Is he spoiled?

678
00:28:37,516 --> 00:28:39,549
No more than anyone else.

679
00:28:39,584 --> 00:28:41,919
   Anyone from Beverly Hills,
            that is.

680
00:28:41,954 --> 00:28:44,020
      So, what kind of car
         does he drive?

681
00:28:44,055 --> 00:28:46,990
     He drives a Corvette.

682
00:28:47,025 --> 00:28:48,959
   And my ex-boyfriend drives
           a Porsche,

683
00:28:48,994 --> 00:28:52,529
    and most of my other friends
         drive BMW convertibles.

684
00:28:52,565 --> 00:28:54,465
    They shop on Rodeo Drive

685
00:28:54,500 --> 00:28:56,900
   and they're all incredibly
 shallow, phony and brain-dead.

686
00:28:58,337 --> 00:29:00,170
   And there any other stupid
  questions that I can answer?

687
00:29:00,205 --> 00:29:01,538
            Brenda!
Look, I'm sorry,

688
00:29:01,573 --> 00:29:04,975
but you guys are making me feel
   incredibly self-conscious.

689
00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:08,412
It's not like I'm Brenda Walsh,
  I'm "Brenda Beverly Hills."

690
00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:11,147
         You're right.

691
00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,816
           I'm sorry.

692
00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:15,051
But you know, it's just the name
        "Beverly Hills"

693
00:29:15,087 --> 00:29:17,720
   that conjures up all these
    images and stereotypes.

694
00:29:17,756 --> 00:29:18,989
   Well, the way I see it...

695
00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:21,825
   if someone doesn't like me
because I'm from Beverly Hills,

696
00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,826
        it's their loss.

697
00:29:22,861 --> 00:29:24,160
          Absolutely!

698
00:29:24,196 --> 00:29:25,862
  And if someone only likes me

699
00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:27,296
         because I went
to West Beverly High,

700
00:29:27,332 --> 00:29:30,466
well, that's not going
to work either.

701
00:29:30,502 --> 00:29:33,703
  The truth of the matter is,
  LA isn't that much different

702
00:29:33,739 --> 00:29:36,606
 from the rest of the country.
        It really isn't.

703
00:29:42,314 --> 00:29:44,281
                I don't know why
                we're down here.

704
00:29:44,316 --> 00:29:46,883
              You know the beach
                is way out of my
                    price range.

705
00:29:46,918 --> 00:29:48,619
Then where do you want
to live, David?

706
00:29:48,654 --> 00:29:49,620
Melrose Place?

707
00:29:49,655 --> 00:29:50,720
               What's wrong with
                  Melrose Place?

708
00:29:50,756 --> 00:29:52,489
It's not the beach.

709
00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:54,591
                  I can't afford
           to live at the beach.

710
00:29:54,627 --> 00:29:56,826
You know, I thought
you asked me to help you

711
00:29:56,862 --> 00:29:59,196
 find an apartment because you
   valued my opinion, but....

712
00:29:59,231 --> 00:30:00,964
Okay, okay, fine.
While we're down here,

713
00:30:00,999 --> 00:30:01,965
     we'll see what's what.

714
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,833
Don't worry.
We'll find something.

715
00:30:03,869 --> 00:30:05,935
    You guys want some juice
         or something?

716
00:30:05,971 --> 00:30:07,237
                  No, thank you.

717
00:30:10,543 --> 00:30:12,776
                 It's like he is
                regressing right
                 before my eyes.

718
00:30:12,811 --> 00:30:15,212
I wish they had room
for him in the dorms.

719
00:30:15,247 --> 00:30:16,279
                  Tell you what.

720
00:30:16,315 --> 00:30:18,381
      He can have my spot
  and I'll move to the beach.

721
00:30:18,416 --> 00:30:19,950
              Kel!

722
00:30:19,985 --> 00:30:21,618
                  It has nothing
                 to do with you.

723
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:24,354
     It's just the thought
      of living on campus

724
00:30:24,390 --> 00:30:26,256
    is so... institutional.

725
00:30:26,291 --> 00:30:28,692
    Well, you could move in
          with Dylan.

726
00:30:28,727 --> 00:30:30,927
    I seriously doubt that.

727
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:34,063
       Oh, come on. I bet
    you could convince him.

728
00:30:34,099 --> 00:30:35,265
                        Maybe...

729
00:30:35,300 --> 00:30:37,400
if we were still
       on speaking terms.

730
00:30:37,435 --> 00:30:38,634
             What?

731
00:30:38,670 --> 00:30:39,703
                   You heard me.

732
00:30:41,874 --> 00:30:45,775
    Europe wasn't exactly as
 picturesque as I made it seem.

733
00:30:45,811 --> 00:30:47,243
         What happened?

734
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:50,580
    Everything was actually
          <i> très jolie</i>

735
00:30:50,616 --> 00:30:53,349
     until Dylan found out
  he didn't get into Berkeley.

736
00:30:53,384 --> 00:30:54,718
           He didn't?

737
00:30:54,753 --> 00:30:57,053
        They didn't even put him
            on the waiting list.

738
00:30:57,089 --> 00:30:59,022
 And at that point, we had been
       at that old castle

739
00:30:59,057 --> 00:31:02,058
      for about two weeks,
and frankly, I was starting

740
00:31:02,094 --> 00:31:04,761
 to get a little claustrophobic
    being in the same place

741
00:31:04,796 --> 00:31:06,997
      with the same people
     who hardly spoke to me

742
00:31:07,032 --> 00:31:08,598
    and who hardly showered.

743
00:31:08,633 --> 00:31:13,202
  And I said something to Dylan,
      he just checked out on me.

744
00:31:13,238 --> 00:31:16,172
 Wait, you mean he left without
     even saying good-bye?

745
00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,708
   Donna, you have to promise

746
00:31:17,743 --> 00:31:19,576
      not to tell anybody
     what I'm telling you.

747
00:31:19,611 --> 00:31:21,711
 I cross my heart, hope to die.

748
00:31:25,083 --> 00:31:26,049
          We broke up.

749
00:31:26,084 --> 00:31:28,919
             Kel...

750
00:31:28,954 --> 00:31:33,223
Anybody who says being
 in a good relationship is easy

751
00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:36,326
       has never been in
      a good relationship.

752
00:31:46,872 --> 00:31:51,041
      Oh! How can you call
      these things bagels?

753
00:31:51,076 --> 00:31:52,175
Mm!

754
00:31:52,210 --> 00:31:53,944
       What's the matter?
        Isn't it fresh?

755
00:31:53,979 --> 00:31:55,345
                 No, it's fresh.

756
00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:58,115
                   It's just not
               a New York bagel.

757
00:31:58,150 --> 00:31:59,649
What's a New York
bagel like?

758
00:31:59,684 --> 00:32:01,451
    It's rude and obnoxious.

759
00:32:01,487 --> 00:32:02,685
                Har-dee-har-har.

760
00:32:02,721 --> 00:32:04,454
Score one for the boy
from Beverly Hills.

761
00:32:04,490 --> 00:32:06,823
Oh, yeah, he wishes
                 he could score.
              Don't you, Stevie?

762
00:32:06,858 --> 00:32:09,826
 Well, I must admit I've always
  had a soft spot in my heart

763
00:32:09,862 --> 00:32:12,161
 for Jill ever since she taught
     me how to French kiss

764
00:32:12,197 --> 00:32:13,930
                    when we were
                 mere young'uns.

765
00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:16,065
Robbin' the cradle, huh?

766
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:17,500
               Uh-uh! He told me
                      he was 14!

767
00:32:17,535 --> 00:32:18,835
  Anything for a cheap thrill.

768
00:32:18,870 --> 00:32:20,002
    (fork clatters on plate)

769
00:32:20,038 --> 00:32:21,971
  Cel, you want some more OJ?

770
00:32:23,575 --> 00:32:25,875
No, actually, I think I'll go
       get another bagel.

771
00:32:25,911 --> 00:32:27,276
   I think they're delicious.

772
00:32:31,583 --> 00:32:33,950
           Excuse me.

773
00:32:39,992 --> 00:32:41,691
                    Oh, come on.
                    We were just
                    reminiscing.

774
00:32:41,727 --> 00:32:42,825
            Mm-hmm.

775
00:32:42,861 --> 00:32:46,028
     Don't tell me you feel
 threatened because I made out

776
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:48,364
                       with Jill
               when I was a kid?
    No, Steve.

777
00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:49,599
   Then what's bothering you?

778
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:51,601
What's bothering me is you've
been so busy fawning over her,

779
00:32:51,636 --> 00:32:53,537
you haven't even said
a word to me all morning.

780
00:32:53,572 --> 00:32:55,271
      Celeste! I haven't seen...

781
00:32:55,307 --> 00:32:58,075
No! And if you ever want
to be with me again,

782
00:32:58,110 --> 00:33:00,844
 you better just remember where
 your bagel's buttered, buddy.

783
00:33:12,958 --> 00:33:15,591
        Kitchen floors,
       completely tiled,

784
00:33:15,627 --> 00:33:17,694
    all the carpets are new.

785
00:33:17,729 --> 00:33:20,130
   And all of the rooms have
     been freshly painted,

786
00:33:20,165 --> 00:33:22,199
   there's plenty of parking
          in the rear

787
00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,467
     and the view is worth
        a million bucks.

788
00:33:24,502 --> 00:33:26,836
           Yeah, that's probably
           how much the rent is.

789
00:33:26,871 --> 00:33:28,338
It's worth it.

790
00:33:28,373 --> 00:33:30,306
                 But it's a two-
              bedroom apartment.

791
00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:31,674
              Listen, thanks for

792
00:33:31,710 --> 00:33:32,675
your time, but I
was really looking

793
00:33:32,711 --> 00:33:34,877
              for a one bedroom.
We'll take it.

794
00:33:34,913 --> 00:33:36,747
             Kelly, what are you
                  talking about?
                  I can't afford

795
00:33:36,782 --> 00:33:38,548
         to live here.
 Even if I could, I don't have

796
00:33:38,584 --> 00:33:40,016
                     a roommate.
    You do now.

797
00:33:40,052 --> 00:33:41,551
             Kelly!

798
00:33:41,586 --> 00:33:42,752
            Donna...

799
00:33:42,787 --> 00:33:44,053
     No, you can't leave me

800
00:33:44,088 --> 00:33:45,355
stranded at the dorms.

801
00:33:45,390 --> 00:33:46,922
   I'll never make it through
       a year by myself.

802
00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,858
                       LANDLORD:
               Whoa, whoa, whoa,
                  wait a minute.

803
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:51,928
  If you like this apartment,
 yous'll love the one upstairs.

804
00:33:51,963 --> 00:33:53,997
                   Everything is
               exactly the same,

805
00:33:54,032 --> 00:33:55,465
                 except it's got
                 three bedrooms,

806
00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,734
     and the view is worth
       two million bucks.

807
00:33:57,770 --> 00:33:59,803
What do you say?

808
00:33:59,838 --> 00:34:02,105
       Oh, this is crazy.

809
00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:03,639
Let's do it!

810
00:34:03,675 --> 00:34:06,009
          Guys, guys, how can we
            afford to live here?

811
00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:07,777
We'll figure
something out.

812
00:34:07,813 --> 00:34:09,679
                       LANDLORD:
             I'll need the first
          and last month's rent,

813
00:34:09,714 --> 00:34:11,514
    and a security deposit.

814
00:34:11,550 --> 00:34:13,483
                     Yeah, sure,
                     no problem.

815
00:34:13,518 --> 00:34:16,419
  We'll get it to you as soon as
   they explain to their mothers

816
00:34:16,455 --> 00:34:17,888
               why they won't be
             living in the dorm.

817
00:34:17,923 --> 00:34:20,056
      I'm sure Donna's mom
will be real understanding.

818
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:37,140
With Celeste,
all I do is go "boo"

819
00:34:37,175 --> 00:34:38,908
and she's on me
like white on rice.

820
00:34:38,944 --> 00:34:40,944
               Feeling the yoke,
                     my brother?

821
00:34:40,979 --> 00:34:42,578
I had no idea
she was so possessive.

822
00:34:42,614 --> 00:34:44,681
She went way over
the top this morning.
            Steve, Steve, Steve,

823
00:34:44,716 --> 00:34:46,382
           you were laying it on
         pretty thick with Jill.

824
00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,384
That's an entirely
different story.
              No, it's not, man,

825
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,320
           you flirt with chicks
           every chance you get.

826
00:34:51,522 --> 00:34:52,923
All right, so that
may be true,

827
00:34:52,958 --> 00:34:54,624
but I've wanted Jill
Flemming my entire life,

828
00:34:54,659 --> 00:34:56,459
the fact of the matter is
since before puberty.

829
00:34:58,530 --> 00:35:00,230
         How old is Jill anyway?

830
00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,699
Two years older than us,
but I'm telling you,

831
00:35:02,734 --> 00:35:03,833
the way she's dropping
these hints,

832
00:35:03,868 --> 00:35:04,968
I don't think age
is a factor anymore.

833
00:35:05,003 --> 00:35:06,469
            Steve, are you and I
         watching the same play?

834
00:35:06,505 --> 00:35:08,038
              I haven't seen her
                  drop anything.

835
00:35:08,073 --> 00:35:09,906
           I mean, I can see why
        you're attracted to her,

836
00:35:09,941 --> 00:35:11,407
even though she is
          a paranoid New Yorker.

837
00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:12,608
    I love that.

838
00:35:12,644 --> 00:35:14,510
          You want to jeopardize
      what you have with Celeste

839
00:35:14,546 --> 00:35:17,179
        for some girl who's only
    gonna be here for two weeks?

840
00:35:17,215 --> 00:35:18,948
Yeah, you're right.

841
00:35:24,155 --> 00:35:26,122
Hey, Andrea!

842
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,490
Zuckerman!

843
00:35:30,862 --> 00:35:32,495
             Looks like she's in
              an awful big hurry

844
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:34,530
      to get back to the lagoon.

845
00:35:34,565 --> 00:35:36,165
    Yah, mon.

846
00:35:44,409 --> 00:35:45,909
                      Gil.

847
00:35:45,944 --> 00:35:49,145
Zuckerman.

848
00:35:49,181 --> 00:35:50,646
Twice in two days.

849
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,048
People might start talking.

850
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,484
Well, they can talk
           as much as they want.

851
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,352
             I don't think that,
              um, that you and I

852
00:35:56,387 --> 00:35:58,354
            are gonna have a lot
            to say to each other

853
00:35:58,389 --> 00:36:00,790
                     by the time
                   I'm finished.

854
00:36:02,627 --> 00:36:04,194
What's wrong?

855
00:36:07,465 --> 00:36:10,166
    My not going to Yale was one
       of the toughest decisions

856
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:12,302
      that I've ever had to make

857
00:36:12,337 --> 00:36:14,503
          and I don't appreciate
               that you treat it

858
00:36:14,539 --> 00:36:16,439
         like some kind of joke.

859
00:36:16,474 --> 00:36:17,640
Andrea...
                And I don't care

860
00:36:17,675 --> 00:36:20,276
  if you think that I wimped out
       because I'm staying here.

861
00:36:20,312 --> 00:36:21,944
                This is my life.
                 I don't have to

862
00:36:21,979 --> 00:36:24,046
           justify myself to you
             or to anybody else.

863
00:36:24,082 --> 00:36:27,617
    So what if I don't go to the
       God Almighty Ivy League?!

864
00:36:27,653 --> 00:36:29,385
              Really, who cares?
(laughing)

865
00:36:32,757 --> 00:36:34,824
                What am I doing?

866
00:36:34,859 --> 00:36:36,760
                 (laughing)
    It's okay.

867
00:36:36,795 --> 00:36:39,362
        It's okay.

868
00:36:39,398 --> 00:36:41,998
      Come here, sit down.

869
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:44,734
Oh, Gil...

870
00:36:44,769 --> 00:36:46,403
        Oh, I feel like
     I've missed the train

871
00:36:46,438 --> 00:36:48,438
         and it's never
      coming back for me.

872
00:36:48,473 --> 00:36:50,072
Like I said
the other day,

873
00:36:50,108 --> 00:36:52,842
California University
is a great school,

874
00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:55,478
and if you don't like it,
you can always transfer.

875
00:36:55,513 --> 00:36:58,381
Or here's
a revolutionary idea--

876
00:36:58,417 --> 00:37:01,284
you can take some time
off to find yourself.

877
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,819
But whatever you do,
just remember

878
00:37:02,854 --> 00:37:05,988
no one's keeping score
but you, okay?

879
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,593
      I'm so embarrassed.

880
00:37:10,628 --> 00:37:12,629
    So you bit my head off.

881
00:37:12,664 --> 00:37:15,331
What's a little venting
        between friends?

882
00:37:15,367 --> 00:37:16,599
  You want to stay for lunch?

883
00:37:16,635 --> 00:37:19,269
       Well, I don't want
        to put you out.

884
00:37:19,304 --> 00:37:20,370
We're just having
tuna salad.

885
00:37:20,405 --> 00:37:22,271
        I'll tell Maggie
     to set another place.

886
00:37:22,306 --> 00:37:23,807
         Who's Maggie?
           Your chef?

887
00:37:23,842 --> 00:37:25,174
My fiancée.

888
00:37:25,210 --> 00:37:26,409
You never met her?

889
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:27,410
                    No.

890
00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:30,346
Come on in.
I'll introduce you.

891
00:37:32,383 --> 00:37:34,350
             Great.

892
00:37:39,291 --> 00:37:44,527
         So, Brenda, is anything
      starting to look familiar?

893
00:37:44,563 --> 00:37:47,096
Everything looks
exactly the same.

894
00:37:47,131 --> 00:37:49,565
That's 'cause nothing
       ever changes around here.

895
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:50,600
          There it is!

896
00:37:50,635 --> 00:37:52,869
      6131 Barrows Drive.

897
00:38:06,184 --> 00:38:08,618
                 It used to seem
                 so much bigger.

898
00:38:08,653 --> 00:38:11,287
That's because you used
to be so much smaller.

899
00:38:11,322 --> 00:38:13,689
    When I look at that lawn
         all I can see

900
00:38:13,725 --> 00:38:15,991
  are two little four-year-old
  twins dressed like Indians.

901
00:38:16,027 --> 00:38:18,127
                I remember that.

902
00:38:18,163 --> 00:38:20,397
So do I.

903
00:38:21,799 --> 00:38:24,033
        (doorbell rings)

904
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,070
         Well, doesn't look like
                 anybody's home.

905
00:38:28,105 --> 00:38:29,905
Maybe it's just as well.

906
00:38:29,941 --> 00:38:32,308
          I really wanted to see
   what they did to my old room.

907
00:38:32,344 --> 00:38:33,843
Don't worry, you'll
have plenty of time

908
00:38:33,878 --> 00:38:35,478
to come back
during school year.

909
00:38:35,513 --> 00:38:37,313
             Yeah.

910
00:38:43,121 --> 00:38:46,455
      Did you and cousin Brandon
        used to climb this tree?

911
00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:49,158
We used to swing
from an old tire

912
00:38:49,193 --> 00:38:51,360
that my dad hung up
on one of the branches.

913
00:38:51,396 --> 00:38:53,162
We would wait for the
ice cream truck to come,

914
00:38:53,197 --> 00:38:55,565
and I would always get
a cherry popsicle,

915
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:57,466
and Brandon would
always get a drumstick.

916
00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,301
So it was just as boring
                 growing up then

917
00:38:59,337 --> 00:39:00,703
              as it is now, huh?

918
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:02,304
No, I loved
growing up here.

919
00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:04,007
                  You love being
                  back here now?

920
00:39:04,042 --> 00:39:06,976
What I don't love is being bit
by these killer mosquitoes.

921
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,678
                    Welcome back
                   to Minnesota.

922
00:39:08,713 --> 00:39:10,647
You know, they say that
this has been the worst year

923
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:12,081
            for mosquitoes ever,
                    and frankly,

924
00:39:12,116 --> 00:39:14,150
           I don't ever remember
it being this bad.

925
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,019
Mom, can I talk to you
for a second?

926
00:39:16,054 --> 00:39:17,086
                   Why, sure.

927
00:39:17,121 --> 00:39:18,988
I don't know about this.

928
00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,790
                     About what?

929
00:39:20,825 --> 00:39:22,959
What if I made a terrible
mistake coming back here?

930
00:39:22,994 --> 00:39:25,395
What if things
don't work?

931
00:39:25,430 --> 00:39:27,630
             Honey, don't let it
                      upset you.

932
00:39:27,665 --> 00:39:29,732
              The first days are
             always the hardest.

933
00:39:29,767 --> 00:39:30,799
         You'll feel much better

934
00:39:30,835 --> 00:39:32,168
             once classes start,
                     you'll see.

935
00:39:33,605 --> 00:39:35,071
I hope so.

936
00:39:35,107 --> 00:39:36,939
        Ow!

937
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,658
Must have the
wrong number.

938
00:39:55,694 --> 00:39:58,661
    Steven, don't be a wuss.

939
00:39:58,697 --> 00:40:01,030
  Just give me a sec, will ya?

940
00:40:11,243 --> 00:40:13,409
    Ollie, ollie oxen free.

941
00:40:13,444 --> 00:40:15,511
Going for that
full-bodied tan?

942
00:40:15,546 --> 00:40:18,748
              No, just trying to
                unwind a little,

943
00:40:18,784 --> 00:40:20,850
          trying to get a handle
          on all my urban angst.

944
00:40:20,885 --> 00:40:22,952
Well, you definitely have
a nice set of handles,

945
00:40:22,987 --> 00:40:24,087
not that I was peeking

946
00:40:24,122 --> 00:40:25,187
or anything.
                  Sure, Steve.

947
00:40:25,222 --> 00:40:26,922
                           Um...
No, listen,
before we go any further

948
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:28,558
I have to confess something.
               Yeah, yeah, yeah.

949
00:40:28,593 --> 00:40:30,559
                  Before you get
                all pious on me,

950
00:40:30,595 --> 00:40:33,062
        uh, what can you tell me
              about your friend?

951
00:40:35,333 --> 00:40:37,033
You want to know about Brandon?

952
00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:39,335
              No, I want to know
               about Murgatroyd.

953
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:40,603
        Yes, of course, Brandon.

954
00:40:40,638 --> 00:40:43,205
You want to know
if he's seeing anybody?

955
00:40:43,240 --> 00:40:45,742
           I don't know, Stevie,
            you must be psychic.

956
00:40:45,777 --> 00:40:49,279
I think you two will
make a perfect fit.

957
00:40:49,314 --> 00:40:51,714
                      We'll see.

958
00:40:54,585 --> 00:40:56,285
        Okay, here goes nothing.

959
00:41:08,033 --> 00:41:10,099
                 Hey, beautiful,
              let's take a walk.

960
00:41:14,172 --> 00:41:17,106
You know you're much better
looking without your mace.

961
00:41:17,142 --> 00:41:20,576
         ♪ Come along ♪

962
00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:21,777
                 Seriously, Nat,

963
00:41:21,812 --> 00:41:23,579
          if you were to open up
         the Peach Pit in Paris,

964
00:41:23,615 --> 00:41:24,980
                it would only be
                a matter of time

965
00:41:25,016 --> 00:41:27,283
          before you were bigger
               than Jerry Lewis.

966
00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,952
Yeah, but then I'd have to walk
around the Champs-Élysées

967
00:41:29,987 --> 00:41:33,189
yelling out,
"Hey, Dean! Dean!"

968
00:41:35,193 --> 00:41:37,160
          Who's Dean?

969
00:41:37,195 --> 00:41:38,761
                   I don't know.

970
00:41:43,601 --> 00:41:45,668
      So, Felice didn't go
       for the idea, huh?

971
00:41:45,703 --> 00:41:47,336
Not exactly.

972
00:41:47,372 --> 00:41:48,671
Well, what did
Jackie say?

973
00:41:48,706 --> 00:41:50,106
                Jackie was cool.

974
00:41:50,141 --> 00:41:52,008
     Jackie's always cool.

975
00:41:52,043 --> 00:41:54,744
So your mom said no?

976
00:41:54,779 --> 00:41:58,147
     No, it's a little more
     complicated than that.

977
00:41:58,183 --> 00:42:00,816
See, my dad's moving to Houston.

978
00:42:00,851 --> 00:42:03,519
Wait a minute, your
parents are getting a divorce?

979
00:42:03,555 --> 00:42:06,922
No, my dad's getting a
 fellowship to medical school.

980
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,991
   My mom's just going to be
     living there with him.

981
00:42:09,027 --> 00:42:11,627
       And she wants you to move
           to Houston with them?

982
00:42:11,663 --> 00:42:13,429
 Well, she's a little concerned

983
00:42:13,464 --> 00:42:15,064
    about me staying in town
           by myself,

984
00:42:15,099 --> 00:42:16,999
   let alone move off campus,

985
00:42:17,034 --> 00:42:18,801
    but she finally gave in.

986
00:42:18,837 --> 00:42:20,436
You're kidding.

987
00:42:20,472 --> 00:42:21,537
                 That's great.

988
00:42:21,572 --> 00:42:24,073
             Yeah.

989
00:42:24,108 --> 00:42:26,075
So, what's wrong?

990
00:42:26,111 --> 00:42:31,747
  Well, she said I could live
   at the beach... with Kelly

991
00:42:31,783 --> 00:42:33,149
and we could

992
00:42:33,184 --> 00:42:35,451
get a two-bedroom apartment...

993
00:42:35,486 --> 00:42:39,255
    with only me and Kelly.

994
00:42:39,290 --> 00:42:42,525
So what about me?

995
00:42:42,560 --> 00:42:47,663
   So, I didn't tell her you
  were gonna be living there.

996
00:42:47,699 --> 00:42:50,266
Donna, I don't believe you.

997
00:43:01,679 --> 00:43:02,678
        Hi.

998
00:43:02,714 --> 00:43:04,714
                  Hi.

999
00:43:04,749 --> 00:43:06,115
      How was your aunt's party?

1000
00:43:06,150 --> 00:43:09,318
Well, it wasn't too painful.

1001
00:43:09,353 --> 00:43:12,888
Actually, it was kinda fun
seeing all the relatives again.

1002
00:43:12,924 --> 00:43:15,925
I thought you were
going to that big bash
at the Kappa house.

1003
00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:17,526
                I still am,

1004
00:43:17,561 --> 00:43:19,695
          but I waited around in
     case you changed your mind.

1005
00:43:19,730 --> 00:43:22,364
I don't know.

1006
00:43:25,836 --> 00:43:26,936
       Listen, Brenda...

1007
00:43:28,673 --> 00:43:30,973
       I know we got off
   to a kind of bumpy start,

1008
00:43:31,009 --> 00:43:33,009
  but I just want you to know

1009
00:43:33,044 --> 00:43:34,744
      that I'm really glad
      that we're roommates

1010
00:43:34,779 --> 00:43:36,846
      and that you decided
       to come back home.

1011
00:43:36,881 --> 00:43:39,047
            Thanks.

1012
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,922
        So, should we go
     check out this party?

1013
00:43:45,957 --> 00:43:47,656
             Yeah.
           After you.

1014
00:43:57,535 --> 00:44:00,836
           (ringing)

1015
00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:11,680
         (line ringing)

1016
00:44:14,152 --> 00:44:16,385
           OPERATOR:
     I am sorry, monsieur,
      there is no answer.

1017
00:44:16,421 --> 00:44:18,454
Shall I try another number?

1018
00:44:20,791 --> 00:44:22,591
   No, operator, that's okay.

1019
00:44:22,626 --> 00:44:25,027
       I'll, uh... maybe
    I'll try again sometime.


